Funny Frog Graphic T-Shirt — "I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die"

This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a sly, deadpan humor that lands every time. A hand-drawn frog holding a coffee mug is paired with the line “I HAVE TO SAY WEIRD STUFF OR I’LL DIE,” creating a quietly absurd vibe that works for slow mornings, late-night chats, and social anxiety turned into a joke. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the classic fit keeps the silhouette clean and simple. Wear it with worn jeans and a hoodie for low-key days, or let it be the conversational anchor at casual hangouts and online meetups. The subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed color add a lived-in, indie look that complements the illustration’s sketch style. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear; adult sizing - DTF sleeve and inner neck prints; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean